Wednesday, June 24, 2026

CONAN GETS ANIMATED!


The legendary Genndy Tartakovsky is animating the Robert E Howard classic Conan the Barbarian: Queen of the Black Coast for Prime Video.

After much recent teasing, this exciting announcement was made on the official Conan The Barbarian YouTube channel (see below), run by Heroic Signatures, custodians of the Howardverse, earlier today.
After finding love in the pirate queen, Bêlit, a battle-hardened Conan defies gods, fate, and even death to save her from a dark sorcery that threatens to destroy everything.
The show is being made by Cartoon Network Studios with Tartakovsky as executive producer and showrunner for the Conan the Barbarian: Queen of the Black Coast series, while the executive producers are Darrick Bachman, Fred Malmberg, and Mark Wheeler.

I'm so here for this, although honestly I was hoping the announcement was going to be for a live-action serial with HBOMax, Netflix or some organisation like that.

But I'll gladly take a bloody, visceral, and violent cartoon from one of the masters of the artform while I await my live-action dream project.

Midnight Chronicles (2008)


There is a major flaw in Midnight Chronicles that isn't addressed in the movie (and is only hinted at in passing in the trailer)... this is not a complete story, but part of a series.

Sadly there is no indication of when, if ever, the remainder of the story will be told.

Perhaps it is supposed to be a "set-up" for a roleplaying game campaign (which would be pretty cool if it was) as the movie, made by Fantasy Flight Studios, is based on Fantasy Flight's Midnight setting for Dungeons & Dragons.

The backstory is a clever spin on Lord Of The Rings (and Peter Jackson's trilogy is clearly homaged, in a low-budget way, especially in the establishing exposition sequence): what would a fantasy world be like if the bad guys won?

In Midnight Chronicles, the world of Aryth has fallen under the thrall of the wicked god Izrador, the elves have fled to their forests and the dwarves disappeared underground, leaving mankind to be ruled by Izrador's dark priests, the Legates, and his legions of orcs.

An infamous Legate, Mag Kiln (Charles Hubbell) is on a mission to track down a missing priest, assisted by the annoying, hedonistic Kruce (Sam Landman).

However, they are diverted by acolyte Chuzara (Dawn Brodey) to the town of Blackweir - to investigate why the town's temple still hasn't been completed after a hundred years... and whether attacks by a local brigand known as the Hunter are to blame.

And this is where a second fault with the film begins to reveal itself, a fault tied very heavily into the first, that there is simply too much going on in the story for the audience to keep track of.

Compound that with the surfeit of 'otherworldy' names and characters and it's no wonder the full story couldn't be told in 100 minutes.

There's a "monster" (or is it a force for good?) lurking in the temple, but it's exact nature is never explained, and there are hints of a heroic warrior - who doesn't know his destiny is to be the counterbalance to Mag Kiln's rise to power - but he barely registers in the story and is quite possibly redundant to the plot of this movie.

The film makers clearly accept that they are working on a limited budget and don't try to overstretch their special effects, limiting the non-humans, such as the orcs and elves (dwarves are talked about, but never seen), to pretty decent masks and make-up and the film's CGI effects to attractive backdrops and subtle magical effects.


However, the script is clearly written by a gamer rather than a professional scriptwriter because, as I have said, a lot is set-up that never pays off - which is fine in an RPG because the characters can always go and explore those avenues at a later date, but a film script really needs to be self-contained.

The blurb on the DVD case says the film is:
"...the epic narrative that tells the tale of two legendary characters - one for the cause of good, the other for the cause of evil. This is the story of their rise, their struggle and ultimately their fate, as their destinies become intertwined with that of the world and the dark god that occupies it"
That's a lie... kind of. That's the plot of the whole 'epic' that this is simply the prologue of. And if the series ever gets made, I'd gladly watch it because there's a lot of detail in this world that has the potential for some thrilling storytelling.http://

What we actually get here is the first two episodes (a 'pilot' as it were) for a potential television series that never took off. Given the success of Legend Of The Seeker around the time of this film's release there would definitely have been a market for this, but I suspect that boat has sailed.

Unfortunately I don't think the rest of the story will ever be told because Midnight was a 3.5 edition Dungeons & Dragons setting, from what I can recall, and the gaming world has moved on from there.

Fantasy Flight has turned its attention to Warhammer, Anima and Grimm these days and wasn't supporting Midnight anymore.

Which is a shame, because this movie certainly has potential. The script and the acting certainly aren't Oscar worthy, but the effects don't grate and the setting has the strong verisimilitude of all good game worlds.

So instead of the launch pad for a television series that could have become the role-players' equivalent of Lord Of The Rings (maybe), Midnight Chronicles stands alone as a quirky experiment by a games company that will probably, sadly, fade into gaming lore as time continues to move on.


Back in 2010, over on Facebook, Angus Abranson, then at Cubicle 7, explained:
"I believe that this was made as a pilot to tout around various TV networks. Also Midnight is an IP that FFG own themselves and are quite fond of (they've already used the Midnight setting in one of their Runebound Board Games too) so don't be surprised to see other 'Midnight' related products appear outside of the RPG market at somepoint."

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Supernatural Horror Series Coming To Possess Sky

Gugu Mbatha-Raw stars as Claudia in Possession
The past is coming back to haunt a hot-shot lawyer – quite literally – in Possession, a brand new Sky Original thriller series.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw leads as Claudia, an ambitious young bi-racial lawyer who finds herself on a trip to Jamaica in a bid to challenge an inheritance claim filed by local resident Cudjoe East against wealthy white aristocrat Oliver Connaught.

However, her mission takes an unexpected turn when she discovers the contested estate is the Connaught family’s Jamaican former plantation, Hope Hill – the same ominous house that has been haunting her nightmares.

Watch Possession on Sky and Now later this year.
They call it a "thriller", but this trailer feels more like a supernatural horror story to me.

A great cast - headlined by Loki's Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Trainspotting's Jonny Lee Miller - and a scary-looking story, I'm instantly excited for this five-part series, probably one of only a few Sky Original's that have grabbed my attention.

Covers For The Uncensored Cimmerian

Cover art by Chris Regnault
Having already teased the opening of the story for Free Comic Book Day, Ablaze is publishing the English-language translation of Glénat's original French "uncensored" adaption of Howard's Conan adventure Xuthal Of The Dusk (aka The Slithering Shadow), starting next month (July 22).

Variant cover by Stevan Subic

The remaining two monthly chapters of the three-part adaptation are then due to arrive in August and September, with the following main cover art work:

Cover art by Ito
Cover art by Stevan Subic
Cover art by Ito
Cover art by Stevan Subic

Labyrinth (1986)


My quest for creative and imaginative films that can inspire gamers continues with the sublime Labyrinth from Jim Henson.

With a screenplay by Monty Python's Terry Jones, puppetry from the Jim Henson Creature Shop, designs by Brian Froud, production by George Lucas and music, as well as central performance, by David Bowie... what could go wrong?

In fact, very little. Although, primarily a children's fairy tale, there are still elements that an older, more cynical, eye could possibly view as "inappropriate", such as the Goblin King (Bowie's) expressed feelings for the 16-year-old Jennifer's Connelly's character. But is he telling the truth or just using it as misdirection?

Whatever the case, it gives Labyrinth that darker edge common to the original Grimms' Fairy Tales.

I do wonder also what younger viewers make of some of the stranger, Alice-in-Wonderland-like imagery, particularly the ballroom sequence and the Escher-inspired staircases of the Goblin King's castle. Nevertheless, the film is always engaging and its spectacular visuals only falter occasionally when an aged piece of greenscreening is employed for certain effects.

Connelly plays Sarah, a dreamy teenager annoyed at having to babysit her younger brother Toby who wishes "goblins would come and take him away".

When they do, she goes on a quest through the Labyrinth to reach the castle beyond the goblin city where he is being held by Jareth The Goblin King.

In Dungeons And Dragons terms, while there may be very little actual fighting (until Sarah and her friends arrive at the goblin city), this remains one of the best live-action portrayals of a "dungeon crawl" that I can think of from the 1980s - complete with atmospheric corridors, secret passages, pit traps, talking statues, wandering monsters, etc

Sarah is joined on her adventure by a mixed species party of fellow adventurers including the gnome/dwarf Hoggle, the anthopomorphic fox Sir Didymus and the giant hairy beast Ludo (with the useful 'summon boulders' ability).

This again makes it all an interesting study from the gaming perspective with the different characters bringing different skills to the group and each adding their own dynamic.

As a fairy tale Labyrinth needs a moral and I guess it's about growing up and learning what's important (e.g. friendship and family over material possessions), but also the necessity of retaining a spark of child-like imagination and wonder.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON IS BACK WITH A BANG!

All hail our rightful ruler, Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen (Emma D'Arcy)

The third season of House of The Dragon kicked off at the weekend, and really hit the ground running, with a massive sea battle, plenty of chaotic dragon action, and the expected quota of unexpected deaths.

Below you can see the new title sequence and then a couple of spoilerific behind-the-scenes features for the episode.

Monday, June 22, 2026

What's To Be Read?

My current "to be read" (TBR) books
As a notoriously slow reader these days, I have been inspired by Booktube (particularly Michael K Vaughan's channel) to really try and pull my finger out this year.

Last week, I actually finished two books: Philip Reeve's latest thrilling World of Mortal Engines offering, Bridge of Storms, and then a short history of the fascinating Mansa Musa, the 14th Century emperor of Mali.

Although I had a vague knowledge of this celebrated - and incredibly wealthy - ruler, it wasn't until he popped up as a character in Apple TV's criminally underappreciated Time Bandits series that my interest was truly piqued. 

I'm currently reading Mark Finn's Sailor Steve Costigan homage Fight Card: The Adventures of Sailor Tom Sharkey, but this week's potentially record-breaking, red-alert heatwave (thanks global warming) is putting the kibosh on reading as its scrambling my already shaky concentration.

Nevertheless, I still have a "to be read" collection of four books by the side of the bed that I am determined to get as soon as possible.

This is, of course, on top of any new comics that arrive and my concerted effort to read the core rulebook of the Dragonbane roleplaying game, which has really taken my fancy of late.

A mix of novels and short story collections, the books on my reading list (as pictured above) are:
  • Cruise of Shadows, a collection of early-to-mid 20th Century weird fiction by Jean Ray, a Belgium author I hadn't heard of until a few weeks ago when the Strange Studies of Strange Stories podcast did a breakdown of his short story, The Mainz Psalter, which is included in this collection. It was such a mind-blowing, Lovecraftian tale that I knew immediately I had to read the full thing and some more of Ray's work. I have to thank Rachel for getting this for me as a present, which arrived this morning and immediately jumped to the top of my TBR list.
  • The End of Everything, by M. John Harrison. A post-apocalyptic take set on Britain's South Coast. Like the subsequent books on the list, I know nothing really about this story except that its marketing on the Blackwells book store site made it seem really interesting And this special edition - signed by the author - includes a bonus short story.
  • Corpse Priest by Carson Winter. I think this one might have been mentioned on Michael K Vaughan's booktube channel, but the fact that it's described on the back cover as a mix of "sword and sorcery and cosmic horror" makes it sound like just the sort of thing I'd like.
  • Warriors of The Boundless by Mike Chinn. This was a Christmas present, although I can't for the life of me remember where I first heard of it. It sounds like something Michael Moorcock would have written in the '70s or '80s. The back cover blurb talks of infinite worlds, bizarre lifeforms, and "now something is wrong, something is not where it should be and needs to be returned by any means necessary". The book contains six interconnected stories of epic fantasy.

MUSICAL MONDAY: International Rescue (Fuzzbox)


Another part of my youth scraped up from the depths of my addled memory by a random sighting on YouTube!

I was a massive We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It aka Fuzzbox fan back in the day and pretty sure I owned both of their studio albums.

International Rescue - their Thunderbirds parody track - came from 1989's Big Bang.

Sunday, June 21, 2026

HEALTH UPDATE: Is This What My Future Holds?

Image by wal_172619 from Pixabay

After all the general positivity in the wake of my steroid injections last week, I got a call from my GP's surgery this week saying I needed to come in for a repeat blood test.

You may recall I'd had a VERY painful blood extraction, a day or so after I had my spinal jabs. This, it turns out, was to test my lipids (which had improved, yayyyy) but also my liver function.

The latter showed signs of an increase in Alanine Aminotransferase (ALT). This could be due to an infection, some of my medication, a host of reasons. So, my GP - who never passes up the opportunity for a blood test - wants to double-check it next month.

Rachel stressed that it could be something as simple as the vast quantity of prescription medication I am taking and told me not to catastrophise. 

Of course, I did. Although, to be honest, not as much as I have done in the past. I think I'm just resigned to the fact that this is my future now.

To be honest, I might as well rely on healing crystals, reiki, or leeches, I (half) joked with Rachel.

Anyway, while I'm still waiting for the steroid injections to kick in and take the edge off my discomfort, I have another appointment with the phlebotomist to look forward to in a few weeks.

On a more positive note, ahead of the impending heat wave this week, Rachel, Alice and I made it to yesterday's Home Front event at Hever Castle, full of living history displays, period music and dancing, and 1940's re-enactors.

Bigger and better than the last time we attended the event, there were more tents, more people dressed up, generally more of everything. As usual Alice attracted a lot of interest with people wanting to know her breed and if it was okay for them (or their children) to pet her. She, of course, relished the attention.

The heat got to me a bit at first, but I downed a lot of water, took things slowly, stayed in the shade as much as I could, had some great ice cream, and we enjoyed a fantastic afternoon.

The dancers, as ever at such events, were phenomenal
The mandatory ice cream break
The mandatory shot of me with an American army jeep
Oh, and there was a Spitfire on the lawn
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