![]() |
| Pre-demolition: The derelict site of the former ABC Cinema in central Tunbridge Wells |
However there was a time - when I had a job - that I'd pop in to the cinema almost every week.
While the Tunbridge Wells town centre cinema (pictured above, years ago and well past its prime, and now - after a lot of faffing about - demolished) was still open, and I was friends with the manager, I saw pretty much everything that came out.
Of course, at the time, I was entertainments' editor for the local paper and self-appointed cinema critic.
I even had my own regular - and well-read (if not well-written) - column: At The Cinema With...
But when Odeon bought out the site then closed it so it didn't draw audiences away from their new, dismal, overpriced grottiplex on the out-of-town industrial estate, the rot started to set in.
I still went reasonably regularly, even though I had to pay(!), and got to see pretty much everything that interested me.
These days, now that I can't drive, it's just too much hassle. It's expensive, as well as inconvenient... and there are "other people" there when I'm trying to watch films.
To mangle Jean-Paul Sartre: "Hell is other people."
Despite what you might see elsewhere (in some movies, actually) watching a film is NOT a social experience, especially when you're paying the sort of money now being asked just to get through the doors.
If I've made the effort to go and see a film, I don't want to hear other people chattering, whooping, parroting dialogue, munching popcorn etc
I want to be in my own little bubble where I can sink into the story unfolding before my eyes.
And remember, more often that not, the people telling you that you HAVE to see a film on the big screen are those who will benefit financially from your inconvenience.
Truth be told - and it's probably a product of my age as much as anything - I find that far easier to do at home these days.
With the advances in home entertainment - the quality of TV screens and Blu-Rays, for instance - there is no longer the need to go to the cinema and pay a fortune to get annoyed with the unappreciative crowds of oiks who treat it as a social club.
Sure, I'll have to wait two or three months (sometimes a bit longer) for the movies I want to see to come out on Blu-Ray, Netflix, Prime Video, Sky Cinema etc, but I've realised I don't mind waiting.
It's a small price to pay for being able to watch a film how I want to, in comfortable surroundings with minimum distractions.
























