Tuesday, September 15, 2026

So It's Thursday The 12th?

The legend begins at Camp Crystal Lake.

Crystal Lake, starring Linda Cardellini, premieres on Sky (Peacock in the States) this October.

A prequel to the Friday the 13th franchise, the series follows single mother Pam Voorhees who has been unable to shake her grief after her young, sickly son Jason tragically drowned in the town lake almost a year before.
When two strangers arrive at Pam’s door digging into her past, a disturbing chain of events are set into motion, leaving the townspeople of Crystal Lake wondering: just who is Pam Voorhees?
Okay, I have to confess, after my initial snarkiness, this trailer makes Crystal Lake look pretty intriguing; I just don't want another Bates Motel.

The Throne of Fire (1983)

The witch Azira (Beno Cardoso) is ravished by the Devil's Messenger, the demon Belial (Harrison Muller), who proclaims that their progeny will take his rightful seat on the titular Throne of Fire and "rule the world".

The monstrous child grows up to become the warlord Morak (also Harrison Muller), who, thanks to a vague prophecy about "The Day of The Night in the Day" (catchy way to say 'eclipse', eh?), must marry Princess Valkari (Sabrina Siani, who you may recognise from Sword of The Barbarians, Conquest or Ator: The Fighting Eagle) the daughter of the slain king Aegon 

Only by legitimising his claim to the throne can Morak sit on the magical throne, which immediately immolates any pretenders who dare park their bum on its shiny goodness.

Enter Siegfried (Peter McCoy aka Pietro Torrisi), son of Aegon's friendly wizard, Isar (Isarco Ravaioli), who is destined to thwart Morak's plans - as he believes his father was slain in the same ambush that claimed the royal family (and which Valkari managed to slip away from).

Unfortunately, while Siegfried may have the strength (STR 14 or 15) and agility (DEX 16+ easily) for the hero lark, he's not the sharpest tool in the box (INT 7 or 8, tops), and makes a string of unfortunate or ill-considered decisions throughout the 89-minute movie (from his initial plan to just walk into Morak's throne room to. later, accidentally leading Morak's troops to Valkari's secret hiding place).

It's really the kickass princess who does most of the heavy-lifting in the hero department, seemingly being just as competent - if not more so - with a sword as Siegfried, but also engineering her own escape from Morak's clutches (leaving the imprisoned Siegfried to his own devices).

Morak, it must be said, doesn't help himself either, only remembering in the final act that he has hypnotic powers capable of mind-controlling the princess which, had he used them earlier, would have saved him a lot of bother.

On the other hand, he has acid for blood - which is cool. But, sadly, we only see this come into play once (when Siegfried runs him through... and the sword melts).

Although rather meandering in places, The Throne of Fire is a pretty decent sword-and-sorcery peplum, with a pleasingly strong female lead (although there's some bizarrely random snogging in places, which is odd given that she has only just met Siegfried) who manages to hold her own, in the style of Red Sonja.

The pedestrian plot of this '80s Italian swordsploitation flick is a bit jumbled and hackneyed, and riddled with holes, but some of that may be down to the English translation in the dubbed version I watched on DVD.

For instance, for all the early talk of "ruling the world", it quickly becomes clear that the Throne of Fire only grants sovereignty of this single fantasy realm. It's not exactly the battle for The Iron Throne!

Morak's troops - the ones dressed in the sweet black armour and helmets - may, actually be demons of some kind, but this is only fleetingly hinted at when Siegfried removes one's helmet, and it's never alluded to again.

There's no escaping the fact that director Franco Prosperi's The Throne of Fire looks cheap.

Footage is clearly recycled from other films, you can see the joins in the walls of Morak's castle courtyard, and the special effects aren't that special.

But the plucky Sabrina Siani pretty much carries the whole film on her shoulders, giving us an interesting female protagonist, who largely gets repeatedly captured because of the uselessness of her "saviour" Siegfried.

There's also several welcome moments of levity in the film, some unintentional and usually involving Siegfried, but the bumbling priest conducting the marriage of Morak and Valkari just has to have been deliberate.

And the risible attempts to execute Siegfried (something that, honestly, should have been very straight forward if they'd only, oh I don't know, strapped him down) at the climax of the movie simply beggar belief.

Monday, September 14, 2026

MUSICAL MONDAY: Faster (Manic Street Preachers)


My favourite Manics song from my favourite Manics album, The Holy Bible.

An official live-recording of this seminal album, along with a Blu-Ray of the concert performance, is being released in late October.
In 2014, to mark 20-years since the release of their landmark album The Holy Bible, Manic Street Preachers embarked on a sold-out tour playing the record in full. 
More than a decade later, The Holy Bible Live captures an unforgettable show at London’s Roundhouse, documenting a band revisiting a defining chapter of their history... this format includes the incredible full live show on CD, a Director's Cut of Kieran Evans' acclaimed live film Be Pure – Be Vigilant – Behave on Blu-Ray.

Sunday, September 13, 2026

READING REPORT: Back On Track... Hopefully!


Two bits of great news on the reading front this week: I've finally resumed Draugr after too long a break and my copy of the Deathstalker novelisation has arrived, shipped all the way from the U.S. of A.

I can't believed I put Draugr aside in the middle of such a tense sequence, and now I'm back in the deep, dark, scary forest I'm pleased to report the book is still incredibly atmospheric and creepy.

With Deathstalker turning up there's been yet more jiggery-pokery with my "to be read" list, meaning that this movie adaptation is now the next thing I intend to read, once I wrap up Draugr, 

While all this excitement was going on, I did get another of my fortnightly comic book shipments up from Paradox Comics in Poole, which means another nine comics to also slip in the "immediate" reading pile.

This week's comics
As long as I can be disciplined about it, I'm hopeful that I can somehow alternate between Draugr and the comics, rather than putting the novel aside again to make way for comic books.

I'm feeling surprisingly confident that I'll be able to do this. To paraphrase Madonna, I reckon I'm getting "into the groove" with this whole "reading" malarky again after years of dithering because of my poor concentration.

Of course, I also really need to start reading some roleplaying game rules books as well if I want to prove to the Tuesday Knights that I'm ready to run a campaign for them without bottling it after a couple of sessions.

Meanwhile, as we stand. the top titles in my reading list to follow Draugr are: Deathstalker; The Hammer Horror Omnibus, Volume One; and Ghosts, Trolls and The Hidden People: An Anthology of Icelandic Folk Legends.

NOTIFICATION OF CHANGES AHEAD

Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Just a little head's up for the half-a-dozen or so punters that actually read my drivel here (rather than just clicking the thumbs up button on Facebook): there's probably going to be a noticeable change in posting, starting next month.

In October, Rachel is going into hospital for elective knee replacement surgery. This is all for the good. There's even a robot (called ROSA) involved.

However, her post-op recovery could take anywhere from six weeks to six months. 

This means I'm going to have to step up. Be the man of the house. Take charge of things. Do chores.

And, crucially, not spend so much time twiddling away on my jolly laptop, drafting rambling articles, posting film trailers etc

Obviously, I hope I'll still find some time to do the blog, but I sincerely doubt it will be comparable with the amount of time I currently spend on it.

This isn't a bad thing. It's just a fact of life. And priorities. 

For this indeterminate amount of time there will be a reduction - possibly a drastic reduction - in the number of posts you'll be seeing from me here. 

Stop cheering in the back there! I can hear you!
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